Obvious Problem

Dear Eddie,
A close friend confided in me that he has this alternating nightmare. On even numbered days he dreams he is a wigwam. On odd numbered days he dreams he is a teepee. First a wigwam, then a teepee. Wigwam, teepee. Wigwam, teepee. What should I tell him?
Bonzo McMuffin


Dear Bonzo,
Tell him his problem is obvious - he's two tents!