Answer this simple question:
Which is more recent - the Old Testament or the New Testament?
That's all there is to it! Answer it and you win a cow!
A cow to keep as long as you like!
My Father owns the cattle on a thousand hills! That is just a poetic way of saying He owns 'em all! So if you answer this question correctly you can just go pick out any cow you like! Only one per family. If anyone questions you, just say, "This cow belongs to the Father of Lights and it has been bequeathed to me." Then if protest persists, just hand the person confronting you $10,000 in cash. That will shut him up!
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