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Wisdom from the Honeymooners

Ralph Kramden: Norton, I am now a member of the Second Free Will Baptist Church of New York City! And I am using my free will to inform you, that you too have the power of independent choice. Norton ol' pal, if you play your cards right, can become a Christian…at the drop of a hat! ANY old hat!
Ed Norton: Ralphy boy, I am now and always will be a five point Calvinist! YOU just THINK you have free will!
Ralph: Norton, you can't expect me to swallow all that doctrinal malarkey!
Norton: You obviously have learned to swallow everything else!
Ralph: From here on in, we are deadly enemies. I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to see you, I don't want to have nothing to do with you. If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side.
Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!
Ralph: OUT! GET OUT NORTON BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I COULD SERVE TIME FOR!
Norton: Okay, okay…I'm leaving! But, it was something I was predestined to do. I leave you with this short poem:

Roses are red
Tulip stems are long
If I agreed with your theology
We'd BOTH be wrong!

Ralph: That's it, Norton! OUT!

Off and Running

How it all began

One day, as I was googling with my Amish-built computer, I discovered one of my cartoons I did many an eclipse ago. I decided to either drive off a bridge or update and publish. I chose the latter after weeks of therapy. Using my special Photoshop powers I acquired during a meteor shower in Smallville years ago, I began updating many other cartoons I had in my un-updated brain. I contacted friendly Phil Johnson, who laughed and pointed me in the right direction. (Grace to you, Phil). If you ever find the old versions of my cartoons on the internet...just step away from your computer, get into your car, and drive to a local pharmacy and order a bottle of Milk of Amnesia.