Spurgeon Stops the Dodge Gang

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Benny Finney's Post

The Benny Finneymobile

Benny bought himself a custom made BENNYFINNEYMOBILE from the royalties off his newest book, "Calvinists Who Have Spent Time in the Slammer and the Arminians Who Were on the Jury". Seconds after this picture was taken, Benny's face turned even whiter when he passed Corky Velveeta. 

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Arminian Antics #98

Doc Spurgeon

The Masked Arminian Pastor #19

And the Winner is...

On April 30th, 2012, we ran the Arminian Connection Contest and had no takers and hence, no winners. Today, we are having no contest at all...and the winner is...Judson T. Sebago of Pioche, Nevada. Congratulations, Jud! You have just won all the items pictured above! They will be delivered to your doorstep within 3 working days! Enjoy!

The Masked Arminian Pastor #18

Arminian Antics #96

Beware the Goober Twins

Bob and Rob Goober, members of the Arminian Church of Armenia, Texas, have decided to give Calvinistic Cartoons legend, Corky Velveeta, a bad name. They visit locations and "e-vandal-ize" public property. Last report we heard, some gentleman approached Rob and, thinking he was Corky, said "Cotton Adams was a Calvinist". Corky, in return, gives $7,000 to that person, but Rob grabbed the man's wallet and rolled down an embankment to an awaiting car driven by Bob Goober. If you spot these two evil twins please contact me so we can keep track of these two asinine Arminians.

To Kidnap Corky

The Masked Arminian Pastor #17

The Incredible Answer to Arminian Connection Contest

The screenplay was written by Charles Beaumont. It was based on the novel, "The Circus of Dr. Lao" by Charles G. Finney (December 1, 1905 – April 16, 1984) an American fantasy novelist and newspaperman. His full name was Charles Grandison Finney, evidently after his great-grandfather, the evangelist Charles Grandison Finney. His first novel and most famous work, The Circus of Dr. Lao won one of the inaugural National Book Awards: the Most Original Book of 1935.

Arminian Connection Contest

See if you can solve the mystery.

A history you probably weren't aware of...

even if you were a full-blown Arminian.

There is an Arminian connection...

the detection might change your complexion!

So dig a little deeper and you'll find

info that will blow your mind!
Who will be the first to solve this?

Arminian Antics #94

The Masked Arminian Pastor #16

Arminian Antics #93

The Masked Arminian Pastor #15