Corky and a New Friend

Corky makes new friends wherever he goes!

Here he is seen visiting the Old Sailor's Retirement Center in Jack-Tar, Florida. His new friend, he nick-named "Doc" is looking for an old one-eyed sailor who smokes a pipe and eats spinach. Seems they have a score to settle. Corky has a gift not unlike Francis of Assisi. Animals of all kinds take a liking to him when he is present. Just yesterday, he received an invitation from the Elks Club. Corky Velveeta's only natural enemy is the Great Spotted Kiwi of the Southern Alps.  

Gag Me With an Ad

If anyone will post this ad on their own blog, share it with their Facebook friends or pay to have this displayed on a billboard in their home town, I will promise to give you $40,000 dollars when we get to Heaven. Just remind me when we get there because I might forget. Thank you for all your help and support.

Deep Thoughts by Cotton Adams