A Letter from Mr. Oprah Winfrey

Dear Mr. Eddings,
I picked up a copy of "The Radio Shack" by Willie Brigham Young last week, and I just couldn't put it down. Someone had put super glue on the cover. I ended up buying it and finished the novel this morning. I felt I had to write seeing that my wife was asked to play a major role in the upcoming film.
I was electrified to find Jesus as an international electrical adapter, shocked to see the Spirit as a multi-socket surge protector, and, even though it makes no sense, to find the Father portrayed as a motherboard of a 777 gig computer called, Oprah.
Just wanted to let you know (while I have the chance) that I do not agree with this sort of "modern art theology".
Thanks for listening,
Mr. Oprah Winfry

Just for Laughs #35

C'mon...didn't you think this always needed a caption or two? Well, pretty soon it will and you will never see this American Gothic the same again. (and remember the Calvinistic K.I.T.) (Keep it Theological!)

Another Rare Find

This was found at the garage sale next door to the one where the Craig Boyd album was discovered. Calvinistic Cartoons fan, Ludloe Bray, bought this for fifty cents and sent me the cover via email. Thanks Ludloe, and I will be sending you a five thousand dollar check for your trouble.

A Rare Find

This was found in a garage sale in Topeka, Kansas

Just for Laughs #34

What a deal! Make 'em laugh with this situation gone theological somehow. Be sure to dot your eyes! (I was told to do this by an old English teacher and have had trouble seeing ever since.)

The Radio Shack

Just for Laughs #33

Remember the game people played eighty years ago called, "Where's Waldo Emerson?" Well, look close at this photo by clicking on the picture and come up with a caption that would make an Arminian whistle.