Calvinistic Cartoons Theme Song by Persis

Play the above if you don't know the tune.

Here are the lyrics to the CC theme song:

Hey all you baby boomers
In desperate need of humor
This isn't just a rumor
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Theology, Cool graphics
In one neat tidy package
You'll laugh and get a side stitch
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Fun!
Puns!
Bar none!

So join Corky Velveeta
He'll be so glad, I tells ya
Come on you gals and fellas
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