Secular Saturday Sing-a-long

Lyrics: 
There's nothing else I'd rather do
Than to sit around and talk to you
And reminice about a simpler time
The music that we made
Was simple but it stayed
In my memory and 
On my mind

Dancin' on daddy's shoes
Dancin' all around the room
Rollin' the rug up
kickin' our heels up
Dancin' away the blues
Sister would clap along
Everyone would sing a song
Playin' homemade music
dancin' on daddy's shoes

There's something bout this musty room
That makes me reel and it 
Makes me swoon
That strange perfume is one of a kind
The rhythm takes me back
When I hear that rap-pa-tap
There's no nicer feeling that I can find

Dancin' on daddy's shoes
Memories you'll never loose
Dancin' away the blues
Sentimental memories
Dancin' on daddy' shoes

Dancin' on daddy' shoes

Dancin' on daddy's shoes
Dancin' all around the room
Rollin' the rug up
kickin' our heels up
Dancin' away the blues
Sister would clap along
Everyone would sing a song
Playin' homemade music
dancin' on daddy's shoes

Oh, dancin' on daddy's shoes

Calvinistic Cartoons Theme Song by Persis

Play the above if you don't know the tune.

Here are the lyrics to the CC theme song:

Hey all you baby boomers
In desperate need of humor
This isn't just a rumor
Read Calvinist Cartoons

Theology, Cool graphics
In one neat tidy package
You'll laugh and get a side stitch
At Calvinist Cartoons

Fun!
Puns!
Bar none!

So join Corky Velveeta
He'll be so glad, I tells ya
Come on you gals and fellas
Read Calvinist Cartoons!

Arminian Antics #26

Mr. Spurgeon

For more Calvinistic songs and lyrics

click here!

Calvinistic Cartoon Song #2

Calvinistic Cartoon Song #1

Lyrical Miracles Special Edition

This is a special edition of Lyrical Miracles.

Rule #1: Choose a well known, secular tune. (this could be a nursery rhyme, musical number, easy listening, classic rock, etc. - just make sure it is a song everyone is familiar with)
Rule #2: Write the lyrics based on Calvinistic Cartoons (try to include several aspects of this blog - like songs, cartoons, specific characters, contests, etc.)
Rule #3: Think of this as a TV or radio advertisement. I intend on using the winner's lyrics as part of a promotional ad for Calvinistic Cartoons. I will print hundreds up and drop them off at Dallas Theological Seminary and Criswell College here in Dallas, Texas.

Lyrical Miracle Contest # 8

In this contest you need to come up with words to match the tune,

"Image" by John Lennon.
Even though I hated the lyrics, I always thought the music was beautiful.
Now it is your time to write it the way it should be written!
The chosen one will be announced on Thursday, April 30th.
So take your theological vitamins and start writing!

The Hip Hop That Won't Stop

You may or may not care for hip hop.
But all you Calvinists out there will eat up
the lyrics of this talented musician
(he is a 5-Pointer)
and he lays down some Sovereign Grace doctrine
everywhere he goes.
(He even has a rappin' bio of Spurgeon!)

read some of his tunes and see what I mean:
http://lyricaltheology.blogspot.com/

I also did a "Hip Hop" gospel tract for
Good News Publishers a few years ago.
You can read every page of it here:
http://www.crossway.org/product/663575730163

A Really Super Song

You'll be singing this all day!

Just a Misuse of Scripture Song

One of the all time greats! Just click and read.

Lyrical Miracles Chosen One #7

Lyrical Miracles Chosen One #6

Lyrical Miracle Contest #6

In this contest you need to come up with words to match the tune,
"Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles.
If you don't know the tune, I'm sure William Shatner
or Bishop Fulton Sheen recorded it at sometime...
The chosen one will be announced on Thursday, March 19th.
So put on your theological hats and start writing!
In case of a tie, the winner will be chosen by rock, paper, scissors.

Lyrical Miracles Chosen One #5

I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE,
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF
CALVINISTIC CARTOONS' LYRICAL MIRACLE CONTEST-
A TIE FOR FIRST PLACE!
CONGRATULATIONS PILGRIM MOMMY!

Lyrical Miracle Contest # 5

In this contest you need to come up with words to match the tune,

"The Itsy Bitsy Spider".

If you don't know the tune, I'm sure Frank Sinatra

or George Beverly Shea recorded it at sometime...

you might check YouTube or Google it. (just kidding)

The chosen one will be announced on Sunday, March 1st.

So put on your theological hats and start writing!

In case of a tie, the winner will be chosen by the casting of lots.

Lyrical Miracles Chosen One #4

Lyrical Miracle Contest #4

Okay gang, I'm going to make it an easy one this time.

And you get a choice of 3 tunes to choose from:

Baa Baa Black Sheep,

the Alphabet Song,

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

Just have a theological view on something, keep it clean, shake hands and come out fighting! (fighting in the sense of spiritual warfare).

The winner of this match will be announced on Monday, February 16

Lyrical Miracles Chosen One #3

Congratulations Wavey Davey!
You're banjo-pickin' days have just begun!

Lyrical Miracle Contest #3

I need to post these separate from the winner spot. . . so this time,

click here to enter!

Just think Jed Clampett and Biblical theology and you might get inspired.

(you can place your song at either location - I check both before I put in the transmission fluid)