Calvinistic Cartoons Theme Song by Persis

Play the above if you don't know the tune.

Here are the lyrics to the CC theme song:

Hey all you baby boomers
In desperate need of humor
This isn't just a rumor
Read Calvinist Cartoons

Theology, Cool graphics
In one neat tidy package
You'll laugh and get a side stitch
At Calvinist Cartoons

Fun!
Puns!
Bar none!

So join Corky Velveeta
He'll be so glad, I tells ya
Come on you gals and fellas
Read Calvinist Cartoons!

CC Theme Song

Calvinistic Cartoons needs a TV theme song that can be sung to the tune of an old TV theme song. The chosen one will have the theme posted separately next month. I would like to post the original theme song from YouTube along side the new CC theme so everyone will be familiar with the tune. This doesn't have to be lengthy - just have fun with it. (think of the old TV shows like Patty Duke, Maverick, Huckleberry Hound, etc.)

Corky Theme Song Contest

It doesn't have to be a TV theme song.

Any ol' ditty will do.

Lyrical Miracles Chosen One #3

Congratulations Wavey Davey!
You're banjo-pickin' days have just begun!