F.L.A.G.

Some members of the John 3:16 Conference have joined together to form a new political group known as F.L.A.G. (For Land And God). The team includes Dr. Jury Vines, Dr. Rich Landowner, Dr. Doolittle, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard and Dr. Doom.
The goal is to examine every country's flag and determine if they should be recognized as "true flags" and if they are worthy to fly over the U.N. building.
Their first official meeting will be on Flag Day (June 14) of 2010, although they have already decided that the flag of Greece be passed with flying colors.
"When I see some flags, red flags pop up in my head", said Dr. Rich Landowner.
When asked if he had ever been to the Holy Land, Dr. Landowner stated that he had actually lived in Dallas, Texas for many many years.
"People think we hate Calvinists", Dr. Jury Vines said while eating an Arminian baloney sandwich, "but, that is just not true. Does the peacock hate the lowly sparrow? Does the Prince of Wales hate the bed mite? Does the King of the Jungle hate the ivory poachers...I am speaking of Tarzan, of course. Nay, nay, I say and I have written a short poem to prove it. It goes like this:

I do not hate the evil man
Who lives a life of ease
I do not hate a scorpion
Who stings me on my knees
I just have to smack 'em down
Smack 'em hard and true
For I am just a humble man
Who knows what I have to do.

Thank you.
See you at the poles!"

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fyi...there are "ordinary Arminians" who realize doctrinal differences are here to stay and are open for discussion about such matters. They are still teachable.

And then there are the "ornery Arminians" who would like to see all Calvinists banned from the marketplace. You can't tell them anything.

To such "Theologs" we reply, "Say Cheese!"

Their pictures are taken and they come out blurry every time. That is because they are not yet fully developed as they should be.

These radicals will continue to load their cannons with semi-Pelagian ammo and fire at those Christians who have a particular fondness for tulips.

Hey! Don't blame me...I was predestined to be a Sovereign Grace man!

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This is one button that hits the button as far as crystallizing

Arminian theology as it has echoed down through the centuries.

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I know it's been a while since the conference closed their doors but, our Calvinistic Cartoons undercover agent, Tiberius Suggins, was captured and detained in a John 3:16 Convention prison and just recently escaped. We will post his findings as they come in.

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Oh, how they attack our Calvinist heritage. Ironically, the first Southern Baptists were  Calvinists and the first Baptist Church in America was started by Roger Williams - a devout Calvinist. Funny thing is, Spurgeon always comes out without a scratch. (One pastor once said that Spurgeon would approve of the editing out of Calvinism in his sermons because now that Spurgeon is in Heaven, he knows better.) To be honest (and if they were honest about it) Spurgeon would NEVER attend a conference that "downgraded" the gospel.

New Arminian Bible

It was "bound" to happen sooner or later