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Porn Again or Born Again?

I did this T-Shirt design for Nina Bates a few years back. She is a close friend of the actor, Jamie Foxx, (she witnesses to him every chance she gets - they used to sing in the choir together) and she has a ministry in Texas, trying to help Christians with this problem. She was kind enough to allow me to post this and let everyone know that you can use this message anytime. You don't have to mention Calvinist Cartoons or my name either. Just use it as you see fit. 

Leave Your Tracts Behind

Here is the front page and opening pages of another tract I did several years ago that is still available from Good News Publishers:

 http://www.crossway.org/contributor/eddings.eddie

I get no royalties from this - I was paid outright for my work.

This is for evangelism purposes. Please keep plenty of tracts on hand, in the car, by the door of your home, in your wallet or purse, in your Bible, or use as bookmarks in some other book. Planting these seeds of Truth can be rewarding in more ways than one. Take some time and plant some tracts at the public library. Find a row of books (maybe pick a certain subject that could use some tracts, like teen fiction or witchcraft) place a stack of tracts on a shelf, then open each book on your row and stick a tract inside. It's that easy!

Anyone have more ideas for sowing some gospel seeds? ...or what to say when giving a tract to someone?

Corky Helps Out

When Corky sees a nursing home, he likes to stop in and see if there is anyway he can minister to those in need. The people there are always happy to see Corky, even though not all can express their appreciation as well as others.

Proverbs 11:25 says, "A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed."

Start a Prison Ministry

Coffee House #3

The concept is a simple one. I take my recorder into a coffee house somewhere on the planet and secretly tape conversations. Then I decide which is the most interesting and edit it to fit by blog. These are candid moments from the mouths of unsuspecting strangers all over the globe. This is my third attempt and I traveled to Lottida, Kansas. The coffee house is called "The Coffee Spot". I will again be very careful to refer to each person generically to maintain their anonymity.

M1: Doyle! Doyle Rankins! Thanks for coming, brother. I've already ordered us both a cup of coffee.

M2: Thanks Pete! Haven't seen you in a year or so.

M1: Yeah...been kind of busy. That's one reason for our little get together. I'm starting a "celebrity only" ministry, and I'm hoping you will help support my "mission to the stars!" Just think how fantastic it would be if Angela Jolie accepted Christ! Why, thousands would consider following in her footsteps!...or Hugh Jackman...or Adam Sandler! His testimony would make headlines all over the media! He could reach millions with his own brand of witty witness!

M2: Do you really think God wants you to step over everyone else just to reach celebrities with the Gospel?

M1: Sure! Why not? Start at the top!

M2: That would make you sort of a "paparazzi preacher" wouldn't it?

M1: Yeah, never thought of it that way...but, I'd be tracking stars for Jesus! I like that! Thanks..."Pete Palombi, Paparazzi Preacher"...that has a nice ring to it!

M2: I don't think that is a Biblical way to approach evangelism...

M1: Well, I've already got six churches backing me on the idea! I've got my ticket to Hollywood, a new set of luggage and a backpack full of Chick tracts. My map of the stars homes is also my prayer list.

M2: Well, I can't give money to support something as idiotic as this!

M1: I'm giving to anyone who donates ten dollars or more, a picture of Gary Busey reading his Bible while hanging from the "W" on the Hollywood sign!

M2: Well...okay...I guess I can afford ten bucks. How much to get him to autograph it?

Backing for Cotton Adams

The towns folk of Booger Holler owe Cotton a great deal more than the six week revival that was held there. He saved the town from burning down when Mrs. O' Leary's cow, Bessie Mae, knocked over a coal lantern, and her chicken, Henrietta Bea, knocked over a sack of gun powder and two cans of kerosene.