Page from the Past

Fan Photo from Hattie McQueen

Hattie McQueen, hot-air balloon enthusiast and friend of Calvinistic Cartoons, sent in this photo from Klankville, Kansas. Thanks, Hattie, and we are sending you a check for $7,000 and a new perfume from Grace the Ephesians 1 grenade, called "Essence of Ephesians".

The Cotton Adams Statue

Corky visits the Cotton Adams statue in Calico County. To read all about Cotton and his adventures just click on cotton adams in the labels section below. Then just keep scrolling down and follow the "older posts". It's Calvinistic history, I tells ya! 

June 2012

Arminian Treatment

The Love Grenade

Beware the Goober Twins

Bob and Rob Goober, members of the Arminian Church of Armenia, Texas, have decided to give Calvinistic Cartoons legend, Corky Velveeta, a bad name. They visit locations and "e-vandal-ize" public property. Last report we heard, some gentleman approached Rob and, thinking he was Corky, said "Cotton Adams was a Calvinist". Corky, in return, gives $7,000 to that person, but Rob grabbed the man's wallet and rolled down an embankment to an awaiting car driven by Bob Goober. If you spot these two evil twins please contact me so we can keep track of these two asinine Arminians.

Corky's Grenades

Corky Velveeta has an arsenal of his own grenades. They are ever present in a compartment within his Romans 9 costume. He calls them his pets and each one is named "Ben" because the truth of God's Sovereign Grace has "been" in the Bible from day one. This grenade is a "light" grenade that produces a spectacular flash of light to any Arminian that might be present. 

A Quote from Corky

Guard Your Words

The Rockwellian Dilemma of Time Travel

Posted on 1/2/12 at 12:12 AM

From the Pages of Calvinistic Short Stories

Special Offer

If you have to ask "How much?"

then you can't afford it.

Arminian Antics #54

Bombs Away!

...and safe landings!

Honey, I Shrunk the Grenade

A Page from the Past

Thanks, Mitzi Pullman, for finding this ad

from an old Hollywood Movie magazine!

A check for $7,000 will be in your mailbox

before you can walk to the moon!

The Grenade and I

As Usual

What's Gnu?

Don't know who might have figured this one out but, yesterday was April Fool's Day!

The tombstone was a fake.

"Polo LaFir" is April Fool spelled sideways.

As you can clearly see in the photo below, Corky is alive and well and running with the wildebeest

somewhere in the Serengeti.

(The April Fool's idea was Corky's, not mine.)