Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Hard Questions


Corky at Mount Rushmore

Corky finally made it to Mount Rushmore near Keystone, South Dakota. He texted us and explained his delay was due to bad weather and his horse needing new shoes. He discovered that Payless Shoes didn't carry footwear for large, single-toed mammals.  
This magnificent Presidential Memorial is not to be taken for granite. It was an ideal place to drum up new members and talk to the Lakota Sioux about Calvinistic Cartoons.
Corky has asked that his future whereabouts not be mentioned beforehand. He wants to surprise readers with his places of destination so that the "game" is not compromised.
One individual approached Corky at Murphy's Bridle and Feed Store and said, "Cotton Adams is a Calvinist". That man, Tom Joad, received a check for one thousand dollars on the spot. That's the way this game is played. So remember to look for a man dressed like a giant grenade. He might be in your neighborhood tomorrow.
And please report any impostors that may be disguised as a Romans 9 grenade.
Thank you.

Fan Photo from Ping Wu

Look who was caught putting up billboard messages! Yes, it is plain to see why people are flocking to the "Divine Deli" to get plenty of ham! If it wasn't for a loyal follower like Ping Wu, I would never have known. Ping, I will be sending you a check for $10,000 for your photo. And as Angus himself can tell you...photos don't lie!

Monday, 1 February 2010

Word Association #9


Well, looks like we have number nine in a series of eight. If anyone has a good idea just write me at: calvinist12345@gmail.com
I can't promise I will use it but if I do I will give your credit (not cash) for your idea.
...and it doesn't necessarily have to be a person to make a word association.

Just for Laughs #78