Showing posts with label sacred sandwich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sacred sandwich. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 July 2010

Limerick of the Slain

Slay to Prey by Eddie Eddings
There once was a man named Wayne,
Whose spirit at a revival was slain.
As he was a shakin',
His wallet was taken,
When he awoke he was on a freight train!

Thursday, 4 February 2010

Sandwich Surprise


I ordered a sandwich from a local deli minutes ago. When I took my first bite, I discovered this photo drenched with mustard. What does it mean? Why would someone put this in my food? I called the deli and they apologized. They got the sandwiches mixed up. Mine went to a Sheriff Lazenby. I guess I got his.
Now I am wondering why Sheriff Lazenby is in Kuwait...and who is that in the window?

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Ping Wu Found Missing!


Yesterday I noticed I had 164 followers (I prefer loyal fans) at Calvinistic Cartoons. Today - 163. I searched the files and noticed Ping Wu, pictured above, missing. Being concerned because of the recent hubbub with a recent photo taken (also pictured above on the monitor) I decided to investigate his sudden disappearance. I had a member of my Hong Kong staff go to his apartment. Everything was gone! The apartment looked like it had never been occupied. So far, there is not even a single clue...unless you count the fresh red paint on the wall that spelled " Take THAT Eddie Von Frankenstein!" The police think that it was just a prank for possibly Eddie Munster, who was visiting Hong Kong to promote his new movie, "A Sandwich for Algernon". If anyone knows anything about this mystery please write or call 555-555-5551. Thank you.

Fan Photo from Ping Wu

Look who was caught putting up billboard messages! Yes, it is plain to see why people are flocking to the "Divine Deli" to get plenty of ham! If it wasn't for a loyal follower like Ping Wu, I would never have known. Ping, I will be sending you a check for $10,000 for your photo. And as Angus himself can tell you...photos don't lie!