Random Word Writing Challenge #30

Write as many paragraphs as you like using the words above.

Entries may be poetry, prose, fiction, essays or interviews.

(or any other form of creatively written expression.)

Just be funny, clever and theological...

I Am Saved by Good Works

Do I REALLY believe I am saved by good works? 

Yes, a thousand times, yes!!

Just not MY good works.

It was by the good works of the Lord Jesus Christ

and HIS works ALONE!

Arminian Antics #74

Rob Bell Produces New Movie

For cryin' out loud...click on the poster so youse guys can read the fine print!

Atheist Devotional Book #7

A few hundred yards offshore this morning, a whale broke the surface of the water. I saw its dark rolling back for only a single tantalizing moment. But the thrill of that brief sighting has had me thinking all day about life in the ocean.

Evidence of it lined the beach where I went walking: quahog shells, mussels, slippers, limpets, periwinkles; shore creatures feeding on the ocean's bounty; tern diving for fish; a gull feasting on the carapace of a  horseshoe crab; a flock of sanderlings chasing the retreating waves. 

Mother Nature sure knows how to evolve her children. She's my kind of gal, I tells ya.

I surprised my Christian neighbor the other day. She always tries to convince me that there is a God. I stopped her on the street and told her that I now worship someone greater than myself. She looked at me for a few seconds and asked, "Who do you worship?"

"Evil Lou", I told her, holding back my laugh. "Evil Lou Shun!" Then I burst into laughter and pushed her into the bushes." See ya later, little Miss Goody-Two-Shoes!" Then I caught a bus for Memphis.

Truth be told, I do love evolution. Sometimes I think it is pure genius and other times I think it is an idiot. Why don't we have both gills AND lungs...or wings so we can fly, for crying out loud. It doesn't make sense sometimes...but neither did my late husband. 

Just for Laughs #185

Go ahead...get trigger happy with a caption.

The Composite Calvinist Challenge

See if you can identify the 5 Calvinists used to make this picture.

(1) right eye (2) left eye (3) nose (4) mouth (5) body

...as the Arminian said to anger the Calvinist..."Good luck, you're going to need it!" 

click to enlarge