Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Seven Personal Things Challenge


After much prompting from two imaginary friends and my inner child, I have decided to take up the seven things challenge. I am supposed to list seven facts about my life that are usually not proclaimed upon the rooftops. All of this is real...so here goes:

1. I have a scar on my left foot shaped like the United States of America. When I was 10 years old I was playing baseball, barefoot, with neighborhood kids on the north side of Houston. I jumped a ditch to retrieve the ball and landed on a broken Coke bottle. I didn't even know what had happened until I looked back and saw all the blood on the street. My Aunt Ruby rushed me to the hospital where I was tortured by a kind doctor. My scar was the subject of laughter in the military when I pointed out Florida, New York State and the California coast line.

2. Richard Pryor once performed a skit I suggested. Before I was married, I hitch-hiked to Hollywood and attended the Pat Boone show (Hey...it was free!), whose co-host that week was Richard Pryor. Prior to the show, the staff handed out index cards to the audience. We were to write an idea for Richard to improvise. I wrote my idea and also drew a cartoon on the side. Pat Boone picked out about five skits, mine being the last and Mr. Pryor did a full ten minutes using my suggestion. The idea was simply he being a stranded photographer in Africa.

3. I have Trypanophobia. That is the extreme fear of medical procedures involving injections or hypodermic needles. I can't even watch an injection on TV or a movie.

4. I was not always a Calvinist, but I was always predestined to be one.

5. One of my ancestors was hanged for impersonating Ulysses S. Grant. I don't know the entire story but I suspect he took advantage of several townsfolk.

6. I am related to the actor, Clint Walker.

7. I used to shoplift when I was a teen, until I was scared straight after getting caught walking out of a store with a "Mad-Libs" book. They found several items I stole from Fed-Mart (mostly 8mm films) and threatened me with life in prison. They let me go without even informing my parents. I rode my bicycle  home praying all the way that my mother would never find out. I later confessed. Much later.

September Calendar 2011


Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Just for Laughs #178

The future of this post is in your hands...or mind.

One More Thailand Photo

From left to right:
Me, my wife, Mary; my granddaughter, Ameera; my daughter, Amy and son-in-law Fadel.

Monday, 29 August 2011

Where There's Smoke...


Back Back Back in the QQQ8

Well, friends and neighbors, my wife and I arrived in Kuwait and I have already recorded a radio commercial for Zain Telecommunications. It's good to be back "home" and am anxious to get back in the swing of things. I have got plenty on new ideas to Photoshop into semi-reality. So sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
This is Thailand...not Kuwait.
Still Thailand...not Kuwait.
Not Thailand...Kuwait

Sunday, 28 August 2011

Fan Photo from Sarah Bellum

We are indebted to Sarah Bellum for sending this entire issue.
$7,000 is being sent to your home address in Tapeworm, Texas.
The article I found to be interesting...especially, the mention of our rotund friend.
Be sure to click on the copy to enlarge.