July 2012

Page from the Past

Page from the Future

This comic book page from The New Adventures of Corky Velveeta is from 2017 and will be free. So make a note to yourself and swing by a comic shop in March of 2017 and pick up several copies!

EW

Guess who else is on summer vacation with a brand new, custom made vehicle?

Johnny Depp at the Art Show

Johnny Depp was spotted ignoring Eddie's creation at the Bladdercake Art Show in Vernon, Idaho last week. 

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Those Pesky Sandstorms

You can't say I didn't try. I landed near Nigel Pettibone (seen in the above photo) and yelled for him to hop in. He whacked my Calvinistic Cartoonmobile with his cane and said he would rather choke on a mouthful of sand than swallow a spoonful of Calvinism! He still doesn't realize I have a tracking device in his cane. He can't damage it no matter how many times he whacks something. 

Summer Vacation Soon

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June 2012

The Velveeta Enigma

Creativity, brevity and impact were the key elements in choosing the winner.

Brad Raybury now has an asteroid in the Pinwheel Galaxy named after him!

Everyone else now has half an asteroid named after them from the Howdy Doody Galaxy!

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The Angry Bird Church Building

Corky and Eddie visit the Angry Bird church of Nickelodeon, North Dakota

Church Visitation

Corky Velveeta and I decided to visit the Grace to Y'all Church Near Two Active Volcanoes yesterday, but they were closed for repairs. Pastor Rowan Keemah told us it would be next Ash Wednesday before the building would be ready for service.

Stylin'

This is actually a fan photo where the $7,000 prize payment goes to good use. It seems that photographer, Toby Cooper, got a little too close when he jumped from behind a palm tree and my car smacked him down. He is recovering quite well at the Kuwait Hospital and Hotel in Salmiya. Toby suffered from a broken camera and a small cut above his eyebrow.  

Nigel Pettibone Headed for Kuwait

Nigel Pettibone, the cantankerous and easily agitated Arminian, was seen boarding a passenger plane for Kuwait early this morning. This photo was snapped on an iPhone by longtime Calvinistic Cartoons fan, Leroy Mackafee, and sent with this text attached: "When Mr. Pettibone sat down in front of me, a note fell from his  pocket. I picked it up an handed it to him. The note read - Find Eddie and teach him a lesson he won't forget! Lots of luck, Benny. Just wanted to let you know so you could be on the look out."
Now I am not sure if Nigel has an outlined lesson from Dave Hunt on Calvinism vs Arminianism, or if there is a more sinister intent behind the note. I will have several CC followers stationed at the Kuwait airport. They will keep Mr. Pettibone off my trail. I have asked them to follow and send photos while Nigel P. is searching Kuwait for the Calvinistic Cartoons headquarters.

April 2012

Fan Photo from Winslow Schott

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Thanks to Mr. Winslow Schott who sent us this old toy set. We here at Calvinistic Cartoons were not aware of this product that sold in toy stores in the 1954. Even Mr. Eddings had no idea this had taken place. He told us he would travel back to 1953 and visit the creator of this marvelous work.

We Googled Mr. Schott's name and have decided not to send the usual $7,000 gift. We sent cookies instead.

Just for Laughs #208

This needs a punch line

Stopping CC for a While

As much as I have enjoyed CC and as much as many of you have enjoyed CC, I am putting on the brakes, so to speak, for a few months. I don't know if I can hold out that long, to be honest with you. CC has become an obsession with me as of late. I think about it too much. It not good for my health, in many ways. Problem is, CC has become more than a past time - it has become an addiction. People give up things for various reasons - years ago, I had to stop, cold turkey, playing a computer game called "City of Heroes", because it dominated my life to the point where I was not studying and reading the Word like I should. So I put a stop to it and never returned. This is why I am putting a stop to CC for a undetermined length of time. Coca-Cola will no longer be my main soft drink. I am switching to a drink with vitamin C - probably an Orange or Grape drink for a while. I will return to CC in the future, but for now, I will be stopping, cold turkey!

Something a Friend Posted on Facebook

James Bass wrote: At first I thought this was my good friend, Eddie Eddings. Upon closer examination, I might have been right.

Attempted and Tried

Don't just sit there - click on the pic!

This is me and Corky at the Kindle Book Fair in Moody River, Louisiana,
trying to win some Kindle books.

The number of cars you jump is the number of Kindle books you win...I got one and a half.