Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Wee Bagpipes McGee


Bagpipes McGee seems to have existed for generations, many believe him to be immortal. In reality, this wee Scotsman is descended from 20 previous generations of bagpipe players who all adopt the same persona. When a new McGee takes the task from his dying father, he swears the Oath of the Untuned Instrument: "I swear to devote my life to the musical overtures of Calvinist theology, songs of TULIPS, Predestination, mercy and grace, and my sons and their sons shall follow me". Keep in mind, all McGee's are tone deaf. They think their "melodies" are magnificent. You may see a wee McGee in Cotton Adams day...or in the present. Just keep an ear out or watch for a flock of birds starting to scatter in the distance. The wee man cometh.

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