A Quote from Corky

Corky's

Corky opened his new Bar-B-Q restaurant today.

The first 100 customers were chosen to get their meal free!

Choose on First (the lost Abbott & Costello routine)

Lou:   So you're saying that God's choice to choose the chosen was a choice chosen before the chosen could choose to choose their choice because they were chosen before they ever made a choice to choose?

Bud:  That's right!

Lou:  I don't even know what I'm talking about!