The Masked Arminian Pastor #19

A Quote from Corky

Arminian Antics #60

Arminian Antics #29

A Letter from Bobo Laughface

 

Dear Eddie,

You may not know this but, even though I am a follower of Arminian Antics, I still read your blog whenever I feel down. Like right now. As you may or may not know, (you choose) I was on a $7,000 paid vacation (I won this by telling Corky Velveeta that Cotton Adams was a Calvinist) and I ran out of money on the second day of my stay in the Cayman Islands. I really could use another $7,000 to get back home! I have already asked every Arminian friend and relative I know, and they all chose to say no. So I thought I would ask any Calvinist out there if he, or she, feels predestined to hand over seven grand to a man with needs. I can promise that when I return home, I will start asking for money to pay you back AND with 2% interest for your trouble. I hear most Calvinists are richer than a bowl of Cool Whip and wanted to let you know that to help an Arminian is like helping a human being. Thank you and best of luck,

Bobo Laughface

YOUR Top 10 Books

You are going to be banished to an island. No computer available. No electronic gadgets like an Kindle or IPod. You can only choose 10 books to read the rest of your life. You already have a Bible so other than the Bible - what 10 books would you choose?

Choose on First (the lost Abbott & Costello routine)

Lou:   So you're saying that God's choice to choose the chosen was a choice chosen before the chosen could choose to choose their choice because they were chosen before they ever made a choice to choose?

Bud:  That's right!

Lou:  I don't even know what I'm talking about!