Page from the Past

New Car

Corky buys Grace Blossoms a new car. Things appear to be getting serious.

Grace Blossoms

Corky has finally met the love of his life. While strolling in a beautiful botanical garden, in the city of Ardor, Grace Blossoms introduced herself to Corky. It was love at first sight. Way to go, Corky! This is Providence on display!

Skip to my Loo

The Goober Twins are at it again! They should be named John and Lou because of all of their "evandalism". Where in the world do they get the idea that this is good? I haven't been able to track them. They seem to be moving in random patterns. It's just a matter of time before they get caught. They are not the brightest bulbs in the box.

June 2012

Arminian Treatment

More Evandalism Reported

Bob and Rob Goober have been spotted again writing "Romans 9" with spray paint. This time it's the Okee Doakee Opera House in Omama, Ohio. This is just wrong. Corky would never use "evandalism" to spread the Gospel. If you can possibly find out what church the Goober twins attend, let me know. These guys need to spend some time in the slammer.

The Love Grenade

New Flavor

A Quote from Corky

Guard Your Words

Listen to Corky

Corky also says to enlarge the photo by clicking on it

Special Offer

If you have to ask "How much?"

then you can't afford it.

Finney's Nightmare

Benny Finney was afraid,

When on a pillow his head laid,

To dream of things like Romans 9;

Of Corky Velveeta and his kind.

The Grenade and I

Product Placement

Well, at least Corky got into the picture!

Against Calvinism - a parody for our generation.

Buy da book!

Real 1890 Food Chopper Ad

Corky must have made an Arminian inventor mad during his time travels. This 1890 poster (which I think is in bad taste - pun intended) shows Corky on his way to certain death! Shame on you, 1890's inventor dude!

As Usual

Arminian Antics #14

Corky Lamp Ad