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Noah's Ark in On-Line Photos

For Googlers:

To enlarge right click on pic and a pop-up pops up. Choose "Open image in new tab". Then, click on new tab located now at the tab bar at the top. Now you will be able to increase the size with the little, tiny magnifying glass provided. Thanks goes to Walter Kovacs for bringing this problem to my attention a second time.

10 Things "Seen" on Facebook

Whenever I wake up on my own, I am automatically thrown in a panic of whether or not I slept through my alarm.

It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?

Remember when multiplication was fun? It was the best of times.

Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. So I guess that actually makes it fair.

On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was… surrounded by trees and bushes.

I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Dog’. You probably saw our posters.

It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Say no to drugs. Although if you’re talking to drugs you may already be on drugs.

10 Things I've "Heard" on Facebook

Yesterday was National Day of the Ninja and I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played.


When I think about how much time I’ve spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my mouse wheel.


It’s cute how the outdoors try to compete with the internet.


First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.


If something cool happens and you don’t share it on Facebook, did it actually happen?


Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey while it’s in the oven.


Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?


Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power.


It’s amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.


If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say, “In Jesus name, amen.”

Need More Time

 

This is not an original idea. 

I saw this on a t-shirt in Dubai. I just improved it.