The Velveeta Enigma

Creativity, brevity and impact were the key elements in choosing the winner.

Brad Raybury now has an asteroid in the Pinwheel Galaxy named after him!

Everyone else now has half an asteroid named after them from the Howdy Doody Galaxy!

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New Blue Moon June Calendar and Song Challenge

There are so many songs about the moon.

Blue Moon; It's Only a Paper Moon, Bad Moon Rising;

Blue Moon of Kentucky; Moonlight in Vermont;

Fly Me to the Moon; Moon River; etc., etc., etc.

Your challenge is to re-write one to make it a little more

Calvinistic in some way.

To the Moon

This was always a part of our plan. Now we can offer actual acreage on the moon to loyal followers of this blog. The pilot of the blimp that took Corky Velveeta here, knew a shortcut, so they arrived in less than eight days. After this photo was taken, the passengers, which included Josiah Freep, the first Calvinist to swim the Suez Canal handcuffed to a monkey, had the very first picnic on the moon. KFC provided the food and Taco Bell paid me just to mention them in this write up. Corky texted me and said the moon rocks and the chunk of kryptonite he picked up will help finance many journeys to come. Look for our ad on ebay in the near future!