Odd Snow Globe Found

An odd snow globe featuring the Goober Twins was located at a flea market in Bucket List, Oklahoma yesterday by Cosmo Feeney. Mr. Feeney will receive a life-time subscription to Century magazine, the only magazine published once every 100 years.

Skip to my Loo

The Goober Twins are at it again! They should be named John and Lou because of all of their "evandalism". Where in the world do they get the idea that this is good? I haven't been able to track them. They seem to be moving in random patterns. It's just a matter of time before they get caught. They are not the brightest bulbs in the box.

Police Files: The Goober Twins

This photo, from police files, shows the Goober Twins, Rob and Bob, in their very first robbery in 1984. Seen leaving the Freddo Ice Cream Shoppe in Toothpick, Tennessee with bags of ice cream, this photo was exhibit A in the trial that sent these two to Pre-teen Boot Camp.  

Fan Photo from Shanaynay Jones

This photo arrived today from Shanaynay Jones. The Goober twins are at it again. They claim to be "Evandalists". Note the red letters on the sign. It appears Bob and Rob are traveling through Oklahoma at the present. Please continue to send in photos of these two if you spot them. We will use them as evidence if they are ever arrested. They are slippery as a seal covered with Oil of Olay.

Arminian Antics #97

More Evandalism Reported

Bob and Rob Goober have been spotted again writing "Romans 9" with spray paint. This time it's the Okee Doakee Opera House in Omama, Ohio. This is just wrong. Corky would never use "evandalism" to spread the Gospel. If you can possibly find out what church the Goober twins attend, let me know. These guys need to spend some time in the slammer.

Beware the Goober Twins

Bob and Rob Goober, members of the Arminian Church of Armenia, Texas, have decided to give Calvinistic Cartoons legend, Corky Velveeta, a bad name. They visit locations and "e-vandal-ize" public property. Last report we heard, some gentleman approached Rob and, thinking he was Corky, said "Cotton Adams was a Calvinist". Corky, in return, gives $7,000 to that person, but Rob grabbed the man's wallet and rolled down an embankment to an awaiting car driven by Bob Goober. If you spot these two evil twins please contact me so we can keep track of these two asinine Arminians.