Special Surprise Winners

This contest was for the Calvinistic Cartoons follower who has the most children. Lo and behold, our research team found two mothers who tied for first place. Congratulations to Lily Pondue and Mia Tobogen, who each gave birth to sixteen kids! You both have won two thousand books of your choice. The catalog should be on your doorstep after you read this post. Just check off the books you want and within a week every single volume will be "delivered" to your home! Thanks for playing! 

And the Winners are...

Congratulations go to Curtis Q. Plankton and Fritz McLean who have won Spurgeon's Commentary on the Book of Matthew! And it is autographed by C .H. Spurgeon! It's not the C. H. Spurgeon you are probably thinking of. It's Carmen Hattie Spurgeon, a waitress at Mimi's Cafe in Dimebox, Texas, who is not related to the Prince of Preachers at all. Still, it is C. H. Spurgeon - you can't deny that!

Winner of Car Giveaway!

Calvinistic Cartoons is pleased to announce that our Calvinistic "Car"tune Contest finally has a winner! It was Mrs. Lulee Josyln Carpathian of Potatohead, Mississippi. Pictured above is Mrs. Carpathian and her daughters, Flora and Fauna. The family shouted and cried when Corky Velveeta drove up and gave her the keys to her new car. This is what it's all about, people. Look for a new contest sometime in the future!

Book Giveaway

This book looks really interesting doesn't it?

Here's a little online review of the contents:

Is the God of the Old Testament nothing but a bully, a murderer, and an oppressor?

Many today--even within the church--seem to think so. How are Christians to respond to such accusations? And how are we to reconcile the seemingly disconnected natures of God portrayed in the two testaments?

In this timely and readable book, apologist Paul Copan takes on some of the most vexing accusations of our time, including:

• God is arrogant and jealous
• God punishes people too harshly
• God is guilty of ethnic cleansing
• God oppresses women
• God endorses slavery
• Christianity causes violence

Copan not only answers the critics, he also shows how to read both the Old and New Testaments faithfully, seeing an unchanging, righteous, and loving God in both.

Well, if anyone wants to GIVEAWAY a copy of this paperback, published by Baker Book House, please just let me know! All you have to do is write me at: calvinist12345@gmail.com and I will send you an American address where you can send this volume. You'll be blessed and earn eternal rewards if you do this in love. So how 'bout it? This is your once in a lifetime Kodak moment! 

Please consider this all in fun. I wouldn't expect anyone to really do this...on the other hand, if you awake at 3:16 AM you might better go ahead and buy a copy, read it, then send it. 

Prizes! Prizes! and More Prizes!

 

Since we’re just little Calvinistic fish in a huge evangelical pond, we can only do what we can do… and that, only by God’s grace. Therefore, these are the prizes in our first ever, 40 Days of Predestination Giveaway:

First Prize USA.  (1) DVD of Amazing Grace: The History and Theology of Calvinism by the ApologeticsGroup.com. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $53]

First Prize International. (1) $25 Gift certificate from Amazon.com. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $53 US]

Second Prize USA. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $28]

Second Prize International. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $28 US]

Third Prize USA. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $15]

Third Prize International. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $15 US]

Special Drawing. Drawing held on Reformation Day, October 31, 2010. (1) 42” Yemenite Shofar. [Total Value: approx. $150 US]

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FREE GIVEAWAY FRIDAYS

Free Spurgeon bust! Free complete set of Spurgeon Sermons! Free set of the Works of John Owen! Free IVP Commentaries! Free collection of Banner of Truth books! Free Bibles! Anything you want to giveaway today is okay with me! Just give! Make it every Friday! It's more blessed to give than to receive y'know! Let me know when and where and I will post it here for free!