Special Surprise Winners

This contest was for the Calvinistic Cartoons follower who has the most children. Lo and behold, our research team found two mothers who tied for first place. Congratulations to Lily Pondue and Mia Tobogen, who each gave birth to sixteen kids! You both have won two thousand books of your choice. The catalog should be on your doorstep after you read this post. Just check off the books you want and within a week every single volume will be "delivered" to your home! Thanks for playing! 

As If You Didn't Know

CC's Youngest Follower

Hi Eddie,

 

Last week my daughter Rebekah took this picture of my grandson, Jimmy,  checking out his favorite blog. They visited us for 2 weeks.

I normally keep the tulip  sculpture on the shelf above the computer desk, but set it next to the monitor for this photo.

 

In Christ's care,

 

Craig Boyd 

Arminian Antics #45

An Anonymous Follower

File under: Things that go blog in the night.

DNA Agenda

Everyone knows that DNA is an acronym for the National Dyslexic Association, but it is also the acronym for the Double Negative Arminians, an organization Finney Finney started in 2007. Their agenda is to wipe out all Calvinistic humor and satire.

"We don't want nothing but Arminian humor, which is a product of human free will and human effort," Finney Finney told Moody Monthly. "We hardly have none to speak of, but we cherish it as a toad frog cherishes a lily pad."

"I noticed, before I left Kuwait, that we had 204 "followers". Today it is 203", Eddie Eddings told the Wall Street Journal. 

"I take credit for that," Finney said. "There is hardly no worse challenge than convincing a follower of C.C. to drop his membership and join A.A."

Benny Finney, the blogger/movie director, told the Laodician Journal that he will be writing letters to all members of C.C. and offering a free month of Showtime if they will cancel their membership.

Fan Photo from Mandy Hootenanny

Thanks for sending your discovery our way Mandy! Your check for $5,000 and a set of Ginsu knives are on their way! Here is the letter Mandy Hootenanny wrote:

Dear Eddie,
Enclosed in this envelope is a photo of an Abbott and Costello postcard I found in one of my father's books. I think it was from "In the Navy", one of my dad's favorite movies. I know you pay well for information of this kind and wanted to let you know that I need $5,000 for Christmas and a set of Ginsu knives. I go to the Second Baptist Church of the Active Volcano in Stromboli, Italy and need to move to Poptart, Minnesota for safety.

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Someone is killing Calvinists

This morning I had 42 followers...now, it's down to 40. The only explanation possible, once again, is murder. Someone out there is on the loose! I have contacted the CIA, the FBI, the BBC, AARP, RCA, NBC and a CEO. I only hope they catch this fiend before the roster drops to 39.