Winners Announced!

Yes, friends, it is so easy to win. Nothing to buy. Nothing to promote. You don't have to join my blog. You don't have to anything!

This month's winners are:

Uncle Jeppy Mayfly of Propane, Virginia.

He wins the complete collection of Spurgeon sermons!

The other complete set of John Owen goes to

Hattie Walkenstick of Dumas, Wisconsin!

A Full Week of JFL

Winner of Car Giveaway!

Calvinistic Cartoons is pleased to announce that our Calvinistic "Car"tune Contest finally has a winner! It was Mrs. Lulee Josyln Carpathian of Potatohead, Mississippi. Pictured above is Mrs. Carpathian and her daughters, Flora and Fauna. The family shouted and cried when Corky Velveeta drove up and gave her the keys to her new car. This is what it's all about, people. Look for a new contest sometime in the future!

Book Giveaway Winners!

Well, well, we finally have our five winners!

I know you must be as excited as I am!

1. The Works of John Owen (16 volume set) goes to....Bernice Longstocking of Ludloe, Ohio

2. The Puritan Paperback Bundle (45 volumes) goes to....Tippi McLayman of Broken Bridge, Montana

3. Romans (14 volume set) by D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones goes to....Cha Cha Phelps of Ballyhoo, Idaho

4. The entire set of sermons by Charles Haddon Spurgeon (64 volumes) goes to....Leroy Vermin of Moldiebred, Wisconsin

5. Clean Jokes by Bob Phillips (192 pages) goes to....Kelby Fontaine of Coffeepot, Nebraska

Thanks for entering the contest everyone! Watch for the next big giveaway!

You too could win!

A Paid Bloglitical Announcement

Just tryin' to "Russel" "UP" a few new followers

The Biggest Announcement Ever for Calvinistic Cartoons

This is the biggest announcement I have ever made. It cost me $7,000 to have Corky Velveeta write this message in the sky! This is the largest font I have ever used. The date of my last Calvinistic Cartoons and Facets of Grace will be on February 22, 2022. That's when I plan on calling it quits. Have a great day and look to the skies! 

Announcing an Announcement

Dear friends,

This Saturday, November 12, Calvinistic Cartoons will be 3 years old. I have had a pretty good run. I never thought I would be able to maintain a blog of this type for this long. Even though followers are up, the stats indicate that readership is down a little from a year ago. Comments are incredibly creative and I have enjoyed every one of them.

I have decided to set a date for ending Calvinistic Cartoons and its sister, Facets of Grace. A lot of things have happened in these last three years and I am glad for all the laughter and thought-provoking (I hope) satire I might have brought to the table. I have many pre-scheduled posts that are loaded and ready to fire in the next few weeks. Tomorrow I will make the biggest announcement ever by posting the exact date of the last Calvinistic Cartoons.

Keep looking up!

Eddie Eddings

Announcement from Owner and President, Eddie Eddings

The following is a message from Eddie Eddings, owner and president of Calvinistic Cartoons:

As much as I try to avoid interrupting this blog with announcements, from time to time I feel it's my duty to inform you readers of what is happening.  Britain's top share index hit a 15-month closing low on Tuesday, with banks and commodity stocks leading a broad-based sell-off, as growing doubts over Greece's ability to stave off a debt default triggered fears of financial turmoil. Now you know.

Balloon Talk Announcement

JFL Announcement

Four For You

Four For You

Hang On!

Pump Up the Captions!

JFL Announcement

A Message from Guy Caballero

On the Level

My computer crashed on October 27th. I lost everything. Well, almost everything. I had made a backup disk in August with some of my ideas and posts. But, I no longer have the large volume of resources. If you have ever had this experience, you know how it feels. It's like a Texas tornado ripped through my trailer park blog
and destroyed my home. 

I couldn't make this announcement until the "Hiatus" post appeared because it would have spoilled the joke. You see, I have everything pre-scheduled until January 1, 2011, with an additional post on January 8. I like to work far in advance, because ideas don't always come to me on a daily basis...and in emergencies, like this one.

My son-in-law has been the biggest help to me. He reformatted my computer twice to no avail. He literally spent days trying to at least get my computer on crutches so I could work. (My computer died while I was doing a free-lance job for my brother-in-law in Houston) My son-in-law has now loaned me a computer from his office. It's an old, large tower that won't even fit in my computer desk. It has some concerns...it has just cut off and rebooted three or four times, in the last three days. I don't have internet connected yet. I hope to get that fixed today. 

Here is what I would like you to pray about, if you would be so kind:

Pray that I get a permanent job soon. (I should be getting my work visa shortly, under my son-in-law's company) I have been doing free-lance -- but that is few and too far between. Getting a permanent job would allow me to buy a computer (they are like twice the price here) with my first paycheck.

I am not able right now, to check CC daily - but, please continue to comment. I will comment when I can and will let everyone know when I land a job and/or get a new, reliable computer.

Thanks for your prayers in this matter. 

Glory to His Name! 

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