And the Winner is...

On April 30th, 2012, we ran the Arminian Connection Contest and had no takers and hence, no winners. Today, we are having no contest at all...and the winner is...Judson T. Sebago of Pioche, Nevada. Congratulations, Jud! You have just won all the items pictured above! They will be delivered to your doorstep within 3 working days! Enjoy!

Special Surprise Winners

This contest was for the Calvinistic Cartoons follower who has the most children. Lo and behold, our research team found two mothers who tied for first place. Congratulations to Lily Pondue and Mia Tobogen, who each gave birth to sixteen kids! You both have won two thousand books of your choice. The catalog should be on your doorstep after you read this post. Just check off the books you want and within a week every single volume will be "delivered" to your home! Thanks for playing! 

Prizes! Prizes! and More Prizes!

 

Since we’re just little Calvinistic fish in a huge evangelical pond, we can only do what we can do… and that, only by God’s grace. Therefore, these are the prizes in our first ever, 40 Days of Predestination Giveaway:

First Prize USA.  (1) DVD of Amazing Grace: The History and Theology of Calvinism by the ApologeticsGroup.com. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $53]

First Prize International. (1) $25 Gift certificate from Amazon.com. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $53 US]

Second Prize USA. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $28]

Second Prize International. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $28 US]

Third Prize USA. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $15]

Third Prize International. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $15 US]

Special Drawing. Drawing held on Reformation Day, October 31, 2010. (1) 42” Yemenite Shofar. [Total Value: approx. $150 US]

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Eddie Receives the Taco Bell Peace Prize

I was very honored today to have the Taco Bell Peace Prize given to me by the United Nations Ambassador, Salvador Conchacha, who dropped by with a film crew from his visit to Dubai. His told me that Calvinistic Cartoons has brought peace to five acres of land, somewhere in the jungles of Ecuador. He seemed like a nice man, but I noticed that after he left my home, my wallet was missing.

My mistake, my wallet had fallen behind the sofa.

Movie Quiz

No Contest

This is to inform all of you that there will be no contests today.
But prizes will be given to the winners.

Baklava Koos Koos #5

I was washing my feet in the murky waters of the Kuru River when I fell into a deep sleep. I found myself in a large, empty room with no roof, that seemed to be suspended in the clouds. Suddenly, there appeared in the center of the room, an earthen bowl with letters floating in broth. The letters spelled out the name, "Razzendahcuben". A door swirled into view and an angel stepped through with an immense, short-handled mallet. He spoke in a melodious whisper.

"This is for you Baklava Koos Koos".

Then he pointed to a box with several holes on the surface.

"Try and hit as many gophers as you can!"

Then, one by one, gopher-like dolls popped up only to descend again. I managed to hit thirty two out of forty (the number of testing). Lights starting flashing, bells rang out, little bits of multi-colored parchment burst from on high and floated down on my humble frame.

The angel pulled back a curtain that appeared out of nowhere revealing a horse.

"This is your prize! You have won an oats-mobile."

I awoke from my sleep and wept…for I had no prize…and my sandals were missing.

I think I might need some help in the interpretation. Do YOU have the ability to interpret dreams?