Friday, 5 February 2010

Eddie Uncovers the Truth in Hong Kong


I have decided to spare you all the scientific details. Let's just say it involved DNA, a box of Spurgeon cigars, a broken Slim Whitefield record and a single tile from an Emergent Scrabble game. After an intensive forty five minutes, I discovered that Ping Wu, who I thought to be a loyal fan, was in reality a double agent! And I awarded him $10,000 for a photo he had sent. He may be traveling under the name of one of his many aliases: Ling Hu, Ming Tu, Wing Mu, Sing Pu or Opie Taylor. His real name is Satchmo Crockett, a known anti-Calvinist.
I will be heading back to Kuwait now that I know the truth. It's been quite a day.

Find the Familiar Face


You have to enlarge the photo to solve the mystery

Thursday, 4 February 2010

Christian Influence

Sandwich Surprise


I ordered a sandwich from a local deli minutes ago. When I took my first bite, I discovered this photo drenched with mustard. What does it mean? Why would someone put this in my food? I called the deli and they apologized. They got the sandwiches mixed up. Mine went to a Sheriff Lazenby. I guess I got his.
Now I am wondering why Sheriff Lazenby is in Kuwait...and who is that in the window?

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Ping Wu Found Missing!


Yesterday I noticed I had 164 followers (I prefer loyal fans) at Calvinistic Cartoons. Today - 163. I searched the files and noticed Ping Wu, pictured above, missing. Being concerned because of the recent hubbub with a recent photo taken (also pictured above on the monitor) I decided to investigate his sudden disappearance. I had a member of my Hong Kong staff go to his apartment. Everything was gone! The apartment looked like it had never been occupied. So far, there is not even a single clue...unless you count the fresh red paint on the wall that spelled " Take THAT Eddie Von Frankenstein!" The police think that it was just a prank for possibly Eddie Munster, who was visiting Hong Kong to promote his new movie, "A Sandwich for Algernon". If anyone knows anything about this mystery please write or call 555-555-5551. Thank you.