Fan Photo from Mimi Topeka

Dear Eddie,
I was visiting the Hank Locklin National Art Museum yesterday when I noticed this painting hanging on the wall. I couldn't believe my eyes! This ancient piece proves, beyond a doubt, that you stole the idea for T&G (Tulip and Grenade) from the 17th century painter, Cruton LaToya.
What do you have to say for yourself bozo!
Love,
Mimi Topeka

Dear Ms. Topeka,
You have got it backwards! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A FORGERY! Grenades were not invented until centuries later! And word balloons, like the ones seen in the painting, are a product of twentieth century cartoonists! Besides, did you notice the Starbucks coffee cup on the floor? I know for a fact that Starbucks coffee shops were not seen until the 18th century!
If I were you, I would apologize to me for such baseless accusations, inform the head of the museum, and send me a hundred dollars. Hope to hear from you soon!
Eddie

Big Cell

Inspired by this article at the Wittenberg Door

Sugary Sweet

To sweeten the view click here!

New Testament Roll-Up

The Hip Hop That Won't Stop

You may or may not care for hip hop.
But all you Calvinists out there will eat up
the lyrics of this talented musician
(he is a 5-Pointer)
and he lays down some Sovereign Grace doctrine
everywhere he goes.
(He even has a rappin' bio of Spurgeon!)

read some of his tunes and see what I mean:
http://lyricaltheology.blogspot.com/

I also did a "Hip Hop" gospel tract for
Good News Publishers a few years ago.
You can read every page of it here:
http://www.crossway.org/product/663575730163

Create a Calvinistic Cartoon Caption #12

Congratulations pilgrim mommy for this Arminian joke!

Hint: Have a professional artist paint this on your living room wall so that you will always have a constant reminder. Sure, it may cost you a couple of thousand dollars to do this, but if he is fast, you just might have time to win this contest! Even if you don't, your wall will be an ice breaker when guests arrive for dinner.

Best Blog Blabber

My count was 38 comments from Ralph.
Second place was Ellery with a total of 30 comments.