Last Night at the Velveeta Room

Here is a little bit of my comedy routine at the Velveeta Room:

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, will you please give a warm welcome to Eddie Eddings!

[applause]

“Alright, thanks everybody! Have you ever run into an annoying Arminian? I used to live in an apartment just above one. He declared his apartment an independent nation, and sued me for "violating his airspace".

...he would always finish his sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophesy"...and he began all his sentences with "ooo la la"...annoying I tells ya.

Of course, Calvinists can be irritating as well...I knew one Calvinist, Bonjo Loopis, who would repeat everything someone said as a question. He would demand that everyone address him as "Conquistador".

One time at church he went around asking people what gender they were. 

Then there was that blogger, Craig Boyd...he would sit in his front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they would slow down. We went out to lunch once and he asked the waitress for an extra chair for his "imaginary friend". 

Thanks everyone, you've been great! See you September 31st! ...and yes, I have a day job.

The Velveeta Room

Here are a few pictures from the comedy club Corky and I opened while I was visiting in the States. I will be leaving for Dubai Monday afternoon where I will open yet another comedy club. 

To Get You in the Mood

The Gift of Laughter

The Spies

Arminian Antics #30

News Flash!

The Day of the Open Mic Night

 

Welcome to the very first Open Mic Night! We have a great show for you tonight so just sit back and enjoy these five, bright new comics as they try their best to make you smile. They have worked hard on these entries, so I would ask that you show your appreciation by either sending me several thousands of dollars or applauding after each post.

The first one up is a man who is clever and witty, and I could go on, except I am having a terrible time reading his handwriting...Ladies and gentlemen, I present, the Truthinator!

 

John: I know there are some Emergents around here. The stench of Universalism is in the air!

Dean: I wouldn't be surprised. There's so little Bible knowledge around that people are fallin' for false teachin' left and right.

Ricky: There's a stranger in town from the southern Californy territory givin' out tickets to a garden party. I hear the Jonas Brothers will be singin'.

John: You stay away from those Emergent garden parties, pilgrim.

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Our next comic is a long time blogger. His brother doesn't work either. Here is Rob Marsh...

 

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I could stand up here an hour and talk about our next comic's accomplishments - but only if I talked really, really slow. So without further ado, I present to you, a man who is his own biggest fan, Taylor Meece. 

 

Eddie Eddings decides to fire his only gag writer at Calvinistic Cartoons, because he found out that he was a spy for Arminian Antics and he also never used deodorant.

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Remember folks - I just introduce them. I don't guarantee them.

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And now, a man who has made anonymity a household name...please welcome, Dr. Ralph "Rafe" E. Spraker, Jr., from Columbia, South Carolina!

 

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Before I introduce our last comic, let me remind you that no one is perfect. Last, we have a man who can point to many amazing accomplishments in his lifetime. Unfortunately, none of them are his - I present Geoff Flahardy.

 

Sometimes the Arminian message just doesn't hit home with folks.

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That's it for this evening! It's been MORE than an honor to be your MC tonight...it's been an inconvenience. Thanks for coming and please help clean up a little before you leave. We'll be back soon if the creek don't rise and no one sets fire to the building! So until next time ... don't forget to buy da book!

 

Time Will Tell

Seven Days Away!

The Only Catholic "Priest" I Enjoy LIstening To

You can download the entire album here!

This site has many other albums you can download as well.

Most are children's records.

I haven't heard or downloaded this myself,

and based on his routines, I assume there is

no bad language recorded.