Fan Photo from Hattie McQueen

Hattie McQueen, hot-air balloon enthusiast and friend of Calvinistic Cartoons, sent in this photo from Klankville, Kansas. Thanks, Hattie, and we are sending you a check for $7,000 and a new perfume from Grace the Ephesians 1 grenade, called "Essence of Ephesians".

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The Masked Arminian Pastor #18

Church Visitation

Corky Velveeta and I decided to visit the Grace to Y'all Church Near Two Active Volcanoes yesterday, but they were closed for repairs. Pastor Rowan Keemah told us it would be next Ash Wednesday before the building would be ready for service.

Will and Grace

Pre-Blessed Food

Two Fisted Calvinist

I guess if you're going to get a tattoo, you should

at least get one that is meaningful.

One that you can use to witness of God's grace.

Church on Wheels

Baby Edwards

The Arminian Mountains

Johnny Yuma WAS a Rebel

Answering a Pig-Headed Arminian

Ever have a Christian brother or sister attack your Calvinistic beliefs? I'm not talking about someone who wants to discuss the Doctrines of Grace in a courteous, cordial manner. I'm talking about someone self-righteously ranting and raving. You know the type - they wear their "Free-Willism" like a clown wears make-up. They have semi-Pelagian ear plugs shaped like Charles Finney and never hesitate to use them. They try to force you into playing their favorite game - "Bible Twisting Hop-Scotch". This they learn from an over abundance of wimpy topical sermons that exalt man and place self-will atop Mount Sovereign.

Well, here is what to do.

Have cards made that have the first part of Matthew 7:6 on the front, "Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine..." As their volume continues to increase (and it will) produce some fake pearls (dollar store brand) from your pocket and gently cast them on the one squealing. At this point, they will stop and in that small window of silence hand them the "Swine card". The very politely invite them to a "pigs-in-a-blanket" luncheon.

It is important that you apologize immediately. Then you might hand them a coupon for 50 cents off a pound of bacon.

btw - the "pig-headed" reference in the title is not meant to offend kind, humble Arminians. Calvinists can be "bull-headed" sometimes. And Cal-minians are known for their "wooden-heads". So, go gently through that good night...and don't get too "heady" with your knowledge.

Songster Pulpit

This is a song I wrote a few years ago
to the tune of "Summertime Blues"

Well, I'm gonna get up early and I'm gonna read the Bible
Gonna pray to Abba Father that I live like a disciple
I talked to God the Father and He said quote:
"I'm looking for a swimmer not just one who likes to float."

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a goin' through
But His grace is sufficient and His Holy Word is true!

Well I'm gonna plant some tracts when I go on my vacation
Gonna talk about Jesus and the gift of His salvation
I talked to God the Son and He said to me:
"I'll never leave you or forsake you that's the way it's gonna be."

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a goin' through
But His grace is sufficient and His Holy Word is true!

Well my mom and papa told me son you gotta live for Jesus
Just give Him all your problems and you'll never fall to pieces
Well I talked to God the Spirit and He said quote:
"I'll give you understanding just keep reading what I wrote."

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a goin' through
But His grace is sufficient and His Holy Word is true!

Well last night I was a readin' in the book of Revelation
It was talkin' bout a party - a big wedding celebration
Well the invitation came in the form of a book
"It's called the Holy Bible if you wanna take a look."

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a goin' through
But His grace is sufficient and His Holy Word is true!

High Five Low Five

I created this scroll to use as a wallpaper. It really looks good in the dining area and guest room. You may have seen the Five Points of Arminianism (a Theology with Weeds) on the internet. I don't know who the author is but it is genius, I tells ya....genius.

Will of man is free

Election is conditional

Everyone is redeemed

Denial confounds Grace

Some will lose salvation

Are you a TULIP basking in God's Sovereign Grace or

are you among WEEDS boasting of self-righteousness?

I tried my hand at coming up with another acronym for the Doctrines of Grace...and, that ain't too easy...here are my two...can you think up any more?

Gospel FACTS (Gospel= Good News not Good Advice)

Fallen humanity

Adoption decided

Christ's Bride

Transition certain

Saints secure

and... LAMBS

Lacks ability

Almighty elected

Mission accomplished

Birthed spiritually

Salvation secure