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Member (dis) Member

Throughout the life of this blog, members have joined and suddenly disappeared. I check my blog daily and I am always thrilled when someone joins CC. Yesterday I had 351 members - now it's down to 349.
I used to think someone out there was murdering Calvinists (I have posted about that elsewhere on this blog). But now, I have come to believe that Arminians, who don't know they're Arminians, join this blog wanting some humor in their lives. They don't know the difference between Calvinism and Arminianism - they just see the word "Cartoons" and jump in feet first. As they scroll down, examine the archives and read the comments, they come to the realization that they are allergic to TULIPS and quickly rip out their membership!
If you are a Calvinistic blogger - has this ever happened to you? Do you have another theory?

Murder

Yesterday, there were 209 who had joined Calvinist Cartoons. Today, 208. There can be only one explanation. It has happened before. I call it...murder.

I know not everyone who joins is a Calvinist. I have a good, many Arminian friends with a sense of humor, who read this blog regularly. But the DNA testing is conclusive...murder. I can't help but wonder why this blog has stopped growing in members. It had been 209 for the longest time. The new stats provided by a local detective agency, shows that the murderer is traveling by a mule somewhere in the hills of Tennessee at the present time. I only hope Corky Velveeta doesn't run into him. Be careful, my friends. He is NOT, I repeat, NOT a Calvinist! But, he may disguise himself as one.

Plan A

Suitable for Framing

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to discover the hidden agenda.

Someone is killing Calvinists

This morning I had 42 followers...now, it's down to 40. The only explanation possible, once again, is murder. Someone out there is on the loose! I have contacted the CIA, the FBI, the BBC, AARP, RCA, NBC and a CEO. I only hope they catch this fiend before the roster drops to 39.

And Then There Were 35

I had 36 followers an hour ago...and now 35. I suspect murder. There are many Arminians out there who are trying to rid the world of "those crazy Calvinists". Atheists who would like to see us six feet under or wearing cement shoes at the bottom of the ocean. Well, you are not going to get away with this! I know some people who know some people and they will stand with me on this issue. When one Calvinist falls, two will take his/her place. That you will see, fowl murderer...that you will see.