Showing posts with label mystery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mystery. Show all posts

Monday, 30 April 2012

Arminian Connection Contest

See if you can solve the mystery.
A history you probably weren't aware of...
even if you were a full-blown Arminian.
There is an Arminian connection...
the detection might change your complexion!
So dig a little deeper and you'll find
info that will blow your mind!
Who will be the first to solve this?

Thursday, 22 March 2012

Member (dis) Member

Throughout the life of this blog, members have joined and suddenly disappeared. I check my blog daily and I am always thrilled when someone joins CC. Yesterday I had 351 members - now it's down to 349.
I used to think someone out there was murdering Calvinists (I have posted about that elsewhere on this blog). But now, I have come to believe that Arminians, who don't know they're Arminians, join this blog wanting some humor in their lives. They don't know the difference between Calvinism and Arminianism - they just see the word "Cartoons" and jump in feet first. As they scroll down, examine the archives and read the comments, they come to the realization that they are allergic to TULIPS and quickly rip out their membership!
If you are a Calvinistic blogger - has this ever happened to you? Do you have another theory?

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Murder


Yesterday, there were 209 who had joined Calvinist Cartoons. Today, 208. There can be only one explanation. It has happened before. I call it...murder.
I know not everyone who joins is a Calvinist. I have a good, many Arminian friends with a sense of humor, who read this blog regularly. But the DNA testing is conclusive...murder. I can't help but wonder why this blog has stopped growing in members. It had been 209 for the longest time. The new stats provided by a local detective agency, shows that the murderer is traveling by a mule somewhere in the hills of Tennessee at the present time. I only hope Corky Velveeta doesn't run into him. Be careful, my friends. He is NOT, I repeat, NOT a Calvinist! But, he may disguise himself as one.

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

A Page from Spurgeon's Mystery Magazine

No, this wasn't the beloved pastor, C.H. Spurgeon, but a distant relative by the name of Chauncey Heath Spurgeon. He started the Spurgeon Mystery Magazine in 1951 with only thirty five dollars in the bank. Today he has thirty seven.