Beware the Goober Twins

Bob and Rob Goober, members of the Arminian Church of Armenia, Texas, have decided to give Calvinistic Cartoons legend, Corky Velveeta, a bad name. They visit locations and "e-vandal-ize" public property. Last report we heard, some gentleman approached Rob and, thinking he was Corky, said "Cotton Adams was a Calvinist". Corky, in return, gives $7,000 to that person, but Rob grabbed the man's wallet and rolled down an embankment to an awaiting car driven by Bob Goober. If you spot these two evil twins please contact me so we can keep track of these two asinine Arminians.

Church Visitation

Corky Velveeta and I decided to visit the Grace to Y'all Church Near Two Active Volcanoes yesterday, but they were closed for repairs. Pastor Rowan Keemah told us it would be next Ash Wednesday before the building would be ready for service.

To Kidnap Corky

A Message to Goat Ropers

Thanks to Helen for posting this quote in the comment section last month!

Just One More Thing...

One of the books I am reading on my Kindle, at the present, is Tactics by Gregory Koukl. According to my Kindle, I am only 33% through the book. But, I have to inform you that this is a must read for all you Calvinists whose "Good Cop - Bad Cop" methods of communicating the truth have ended in failure. Greg will transform your thinking - Colombo style.  Here are two reviews that should convince you: Apologetics 315 review and the Tim Challies review. Do yourself a big favor and order this book! You'll thank me for it...oh, and just one more thing... you wouldn't happen to know where I left my Kindle would you?  

Arminian Antics #95

Spurgeon's House Guest