Showing posts with label sign. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sign. Show all posts

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Actual Signs You May Have Missed

This is an actual sign that points you in the direction of a 200 foot rock formation dubbed "Lot's wife".

The pillar can be reached by driving southbound on Road 90, few kilometers before Dead Sea industrial area so-called Dead Sea Factories. There's a brown road sign "Lot's Wife" showing the direction on the way. Also, many tourist maps point this place as "Lot's Cave", that can be found just beneath the pillar.

Monday, 5 December 2011

Fan Photo from Rufus McWheaties

Many thanks to Mr. McWheaties for taking this photo of Benny Finney causing trouble at a "Picket Parade in Picket Park near Pickett, England. We'll be sending Rufus a nice, big, fat check for $7,000 for his trouble.
(Be sure to click on the photo for a better view)

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Prosperity Gospel?

Received an email from Gary Waters with the above photo.
He wondered if this pastor lived up to his name.

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Corky in Kansas


Twenty signs in Kansas
A tornado carried them away
You might find one on your roof
Or up for sale on ebay!
...oh yeah, and Corky's not in Kansas anymore!

Thursday, 26 February 2009

Real Fan Photo


Our newest member, Michael Hampton, sent this photo his wife, Karen, had taken while they were driving in Oklahoma. This is the very first REAL fan photo sent to me. Michael and Karen, this just might qualify both of you for a $100,000 cash giveaway somewhere. I don't know exactly where that would be, but if you locate that $100,000 cash giveaway, please let me know so I can enter also. Thanks for the kind words and the photo! It's a doozy!

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

JOIN NOW and keep me out of the ER

Last night I had a dream that I was dreaming about a vision of an Old Testament prophet that didn't make it into the Book. He was the prophet, Baklava Koos Koos, and he showed me a sign. It looked a lot like a "Yield Right of Way" sign but, it had written on it: "30 members by the end of December or UR in ER." Then he hit me on the head with a polo mallet and I awoke in a cold sweat!
I took this to mean that if I do not have 30 followers by the end of the year, I will somehow end up in the Emergency Room at Presbyterian Hospital.
I realize I had eaten some spicy chicken wings, a large pepperoni pizza, popcorn and a bowl of banana puddin' but, this dream haunts me even now...a mere five minutes later. So I decided to post this plea. If my dream goal of at least 30 doesn't happen...I will be writing this, as of January 1st, from the Medical Center in McKinney, Texas.
Of course, there might be a different "interpretation". If anyone can think of one, let me know so I can get some sleep tonight! I thank thee.