Showing posts with label wives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wives. Show all posts

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Links Within


For all who know this already...just wait outside while I make this announcement. I don't assume anything with anyone anymore. (I have been slowly learning this blogging thing since November of last year. I should know more, but I don't always care.)

You can click on the words and phrases below and it will give you all the series or similar postings the key word registers. For the Tulip and Grenade cartoons, click on "grenade", for The Journal of Cotton Adams, click on "cotton adams", etc.

Go ahead, try it. When I get time, I will try and improve on these. Thanks for listening.
The staff of Calvinistic Cartoons (which consists of one)

This photo has nothing to do with anything, really...
it's just interesting, thas all.
...and now, after testing it myself, I realize that THIS post will be in every one of the words and phrases I used below. I am a doofus.
Let me mention while I am at it, that the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT will be posted here next week. Lord willing. Stay tuned and please drive carefully.

Friday, 26 June 2009

Little Known Quotes from the Wives of Spiritual Giants #3

"Charles, I have decided to write a children's book called, 'The Elephant in the Castle'!"- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon

"Dear, I remember when you used to write me forty or fifty page love letters."- Mrs. John Owen

"What do you mean I have been predestined to cook you breakfast?"- Mrs. John Calvin

"I've got some knock-knock jokes to spice up your lecture!"- Mrs. B. B. Warfield

"Why in Heaven's name are you outside, in the cold, standing under a lamppost?" - Mrs. C. S. Lewis

"What do you mean I have been predestined to rub your feet?"- Mrs. R. C. Sproul

"I had just enough paint to finish my project. Now everyone in the neighborhood will know this is the "Pink" house!"- Mrs. A. W. Pink

"Now that you have been excommunicated and are an outlaw…let's rob a few banks! Just kidding."- Mrs. Martin Luther

"Sweetie, I have always had religious affections for you!"- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards

"Well, at least I'm not like John Wesley's wife!" - Mrs. George Whitefield

Thursday, 11 June 2009

Little Known Quotes from the Wives of Spiritual Giants #2

"Charles, your beard full of bees doesn't scare me !"
- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon

"Honey, why don't you write a book for the children!"
- Mrs. John Owen

"What would you like today…French toast, French bread or French fries?"
- Mrs. John Calvin

"Sweetheart, I hate to tell you this, but your jokes are lame-o."
- Mrs. Albert Mohler

"I am writing a cookbook. I am calling it 'A Hodgepodge of Sweet Treats'."
- Mrs. A. A. Hodge

"You have a tiny comb stuck in your beard!"
- Mrs. B. B. Warfield

"What in Heaven's name are you doing inside our wardrobe?"
- Mrs. C. S. Lewis

"Do you feel it necessary to use a chalkboard whenever we discuss our plans for the evening?"
- Mrs. R. C. Sproul

"Do you know you misspelled 'sovereignty' throughout your manuscript?"
- Mrs. A. W. Pink

"Yeah, your hair is starting to grow again on top!"
- Mrs. Martin Luther

"There is an Indian here to see you!"
- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards

"I tell you Lucy, I am weary of people calling me Mrs. WHITEfield!"
- Mrs. George Whitefield

"This year on your birthday, I plan on having your name and Spurgeon's on the cake!"
- Mrs. John MacArthur

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Little Known Quotes from the Wives of Spiritual Giants #1

"I don't like the way Selma Haversham is always asking you for advice!"- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon

"Please put down your quill and come to bed!"- Mrs. John Owen

"I think I'm the luckiest woman on earth...wait a minute...sorry...the most providentially blessed!"- Mrs. John Calvin

"Honey, will you help me with my necklace?."- Mrs. Albert Mohler

"I need you to pick up some bread and a chuck roast on your way home." - Mrs. A. A. Hodge

"Look what the dog brought in!"- Mrs. B. B. Warfield

"Are you planning on writing a childrens book this year or not?" - Mrs. C. S. Lewis

"Please, please, please take me to Paris, France this spring!" - Mrs. Thomas Boston

"Why not dress up like Columbo again? It was the hit of the party last year."- Mrs. R. C. Sproul

"I think I am coming down with a cold!"- Mrs. A. W. Pink

"You better not write on my table again when you have your Table-talk!"- Mrs. Martin Luther

"That last sermon was a little scary!"- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards

"Yeah, a LOT has happened since you were gone!" - Mrs. George Whitefield

"No, I haven't read your latest book yet. I haven't finished the last one!"- Mrs. John MacArthur