Page from the Past

Page from the Future

This comic book page from The New Adventures of Corky Velveeta is from 2017 and will be free. So make a note to yourself and swing by a comic shop in March of 2017 and pick up several copies!

To the Rescue!

Flying First Class

Yes, that's me at the wheel of my new Calvinistic Cartoonmobile. (it's worth the click to enlarge) Corky Velveeta brought this back from the future and gave it to me just in time for my Dubai trip. Who says a blogger doesn't get perks every once in a while. Thanks Corky! You da man!

More Predictions

Not to be outdone by Matt Robertson, 76 year old, Vernon Fluffenutter, 

the pastor of the Church of the Now Ready for End Time Prayers, 

said his prophecies are 100% accurate or you can stone him 

if they are not fulfilled by the year 2044!

The moon, one day when no one is looking, will spin on it's axis and turn upside down.

Richard Dawkins will be bitten by a monkey, a spider and a mongoose, all at the same time.

Aliens will land on the earth in the year 2044 and vacation in Orange county, Florida. The president of the U.S. will give them a key to the city of Fort Lauderdale.

Rick Warren will be the first pastor to have his own solar-driven limo.

A new Bible will hit the bookstores. It will be called, "The Holographic Big Brother Bible". 

In the year 2044, the Mormons and Roman Catholics will merge. The new Mormon Catholics will have a pope who declares all Catholic Saints to be called, "Latter Day Saints". 

Robertson Predicts Future of 2011

Matt Robertson, twin brother of Pat Robertson, 

went on the 700 Club to broadcast these predictions for 2011:

In the year 2011, Haiti will change it's name to Lovi.

Everyone in America will lose their job except for me.

Someone important will die.

Toothaches will be rampant in Georgia.

The Beatles will do one last concert. But only singing ABBA tunes.

I can see trouble ahead for dying atheists in Bosnia.

Eddie Breaks Record!

Open Theist President

Coming Soon

I know this sounds unbelievable but, a time capsule from the 22nd century arrived in my backyard yesterday! I will fill you all in on the details of my discovery in the near future, after I examine the contents to verify if it is indeed authentic! So far, it seems that this "Spiffy Noofala" is a product of a user-friendly presentation of the Gospel taken to the extreme. He thinks he is a real Christian and he seems to be in the popular majority in the 22nd century. "Neo Sporin", on the other hand, is the real thing. He is a Calvinist, and among the underground Church of the future. I'll get back with you after I read more. Some of the jargon is hard to understand. For some reason, this time capsule contains both sides of the future controversy. Maybe together we will find out why.