Thursday, 21 June 2012

Page from the Future

This comic book page from The New Adventures of Corky Velveeta is from 2017 and will be free. So make a note to yourself and swing by a comic shop in March of 2017 and pick up several copies!

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Just for Laughs #218

Hello? Do you have a caption?

Fan Photo from Hattie McQueen

Hattie McQueen, hot-air balloon enthusiast and friend of Calvinistic Cartoons, sent in this photo from Klankville, Kansas. Thanks, Hattie, and we are sending you a check for $7,000 and a new perfume from Grace the Ephesians 1 grenade, called "Essence of Ephesians".

Left Behind

Smegley Parsons, a long-time CC member, sent me this photo, via iPod, of Nigel Pettibone. He is seen here trying to hail a taxi. He doesn't know I am, at this very moment, headed back to the States.

Monday, 18 June 2012

Vacation Starts

My wife, daughter and granddaughter will be flying out today. 
                         Headed for Dallas, Richardson, Plano, Houston and Spring, Texas;
                         Bayfield and Durango, Colorado;
                         London, Liverpool, Manchester and Birmingham, England;
                         Glasgow, Scotland
                         and Cardiff, Wales.
I will  post along the way. Bye for now and please remember us in prayer.

Super Trouper


Saturday, 16 June 2012

The Cotton Adams Statue

Corky visits the Cotton Adams statue in Calico County. To read all about Cotton and his adventures just click on cotton adams in the labels section below. Then just keep scrolling down and follow the "older posts". It's Calvinistic history, I tells ya! 

The Real Story Behind the Song



There have been many printed references to this story and connected it to the great American band leader, Tommy Dorsey.

But the classic gospel song "Precious Lord Take My Hand" was actually written by a different man with the same name.

The trombonist and band leader named Tommy Dorsey was born in 1905 and died in 1956.

Thomas Andrew Dorsey the composer of "Precious Lord Take My Hand" was a jazz pianist and composer was born in 1899 and died in 1993.
He is regarded by many as the father of gospel music.
After a successful career as a blues musician, he switched to gospel music.
For more than 40 years, he was the choir director Chicago's Pilgrim Baptist Church.

The actual story of the tragic death of his wife is a bit different from the eRumor.


In an account in his own words written for Guideposts Magazine, Dorsey said he was actually scheduled to be in St. Louis to sing for a revival.
He had anxiety about going because his wife was in her 9th month of pregnancy
When he left his home to head for St. Louis, he realized that he had forgotten his music case, so he returned to get it and found his wife sleeping.
He stood next to her and felt that something was telling him to stay home. 
He decided to leave and headed back to his car for the drive to the meetings.
The next night at the revival and after he had finished singing, a telegram was handed to him that said his wife had just died.
He returned home to learn that his wife had given birth to a baby boy before she died.
Before the night was over, the baby had died as well.
Dorsey went through a difficult period after that.
He said he wanted to give up serving the Lord and go back to jazz.
One of the thoughts that haunted him was whether his reluctance to leave his pregnant wife had been a leading from God and whether he had been disobedient by ignoring it.
He vowed that he would never be insensitive to such a leading again.
It was during a subsequent visit to a friend that he sat down at a piano and found himself at peace and a melody being played.
That became the song "Precious Lord Take My Hand."
Dorsey wrote, "As the Lord gave me these words and melody, He also healed my spirit. I learned that when we are in our deepest grief, when we feel farthest from God, this is when He is closest, and when we are most open to His restoring power. And so I go on living for God willingly and joyfully, until that day comes when He will take me and gently lead me home."

Friday, 15 June 2012

Columbus - the Real Story


Spurgeon Movie

When you can spare an hour and ten minutes, this movie will be waiting for you.
It streams fast so there is no waiting. Pop some corn, grab a coke and enjoy! 

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Benny Finney's Post



Just for Laughs #217

Writeth a caption that pleaseth thee.

Corky and Sun

Reuters-A NASA image shows Corky Velveeta at the start of its transit of the Sun. One of the rarest astronomical events occurred on Tuesday and Wednesday when Corky passed directly between the sun and Earth, a transit that won't occur again until 2117

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

The Benny Finneymobile

Benny bought himself a custom made BENNYFINNEYMOBILE from the royalties off his newest book, "Calvinists Who Have Spent Time in the Slammer and the Arminians Who Were on the Jury". Seconds after this picture was taken, Benny's face turned even whiter when he passed Corky Velveeta. 

Johnny Depp at the Art Show

Johnny Depp was spotted ignoring Eddie's creation at the Bladdercake Art Show in Vernon, Idaho last week. 

A Word of Thanks to Phil Johnson

Corky Velveeta and Phil Johnson pose for a photo at the Shepherd's Conference.

Many of you know that Phil Johnson is retiring from Pyromaniacs. Phil has a lot on his plate and will continue to work diligently for Grace to You. He will be leaving Pyro in the capable hands of Frank Turk and Dan Phillips. Phil is the one who advised me to start a blog on my own. He also listed me on his blog roll and mentioned me a few times in his posts. Phil will be missed in the blogosphere, but God will be using his talents to a greater degree with John MacArthur and Grace to You. Thank you Phil for all your encouragement and wisdom. May God richly bless your ministry! 

Monday, 11 June 2012

Ad from the Past


Grace Blossoms

Corky has finally met the love of his life. While strolling in a beautiful botanical garden, in the city of Ardor, Grace Blossoms introduced herself to Corky. It was love at first sight. Way to go, Corky! This is Providence on display!

Sunday, 10 June 2012

Dare to Change


Those Pesky Sandstorms

You can't say I didn't try. I landed near Nigel Pettibone (seen in the above photo) and yelled for him to hop in. He whacked my Calvinistic Cartoonmobile with his cane and said he would rather choke on a mouthful of sand than swallow a spoonful of Calvinism! He still doesn't realize I have a tracking device in his cane. He can't damage it no matter how many times he whacks something. 

Friday, 8 June 2012

Spotlight on TCC

One of the many blogs regularly is the Contemporary Calvinist. This official notice of a Formal Apology was posted on June 7. It might behoove you to click, enlarge and print out hundreds to use this week...if you are married, then print out thousands. Check out TCC for lots of informative articles and practical posts!

Arminian Antics #100


Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Just for Laughs #216

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What a Find!

Nothing like finding a treasure chest full of awesome gems, gold and jewels! Thanks to Scott Weldon for making this known on his Facebook page! This will have Calvinists salivating for more! Praise God for great freebies like this! Check out some of the articles listed on the cover below:

A Short Intermission


Monday, 4 June 2012

Corky Behind the Scenes


Odd Snow Globe Found

An odd snow globe featuring the Goober Twins was located at a flea market in Bucket List, Oklahoma yesterday by Cosmo Feeney. Mr. Feeney will receive a life-time subscription to Century magazine, the only magazine published once every 100 years.